IC CONTACT - DRIFT FLEET

[onlyanapple]

Hi, this is Anthony Crowley. Uh, I’m probably not in right now, or asleep, and busy, or something, but leave a message after the tone and I’ll get right back to you. Ciao. BeeeEEeeeEEeee.



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FROM: SUBJECT: FIE did you hear about the guy... FIE the past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... it was tense FIE did you know babies are cooked at womb temperature? JAYDEN Happy dawning WOLFE Ten months late for work FIE You're doing a grape job with your bar. FIE Your decor remains fruitiful. FIE You have a bluetiful establishment. FIE Thank blue for the service. ALLEN Okay Castiel's been in the fleet several days and you haven't turned up in my quarters drunk... ANDERS I just wanted you to know that you've ruined my happy home life. ALLEN Crowley ALLEN Crowley I have some really good news!! ALLEN I got a bottle of Varric's newest product NANAKO Crowley I hope you've been doing ok! FELIX This planet is miserable ALEX PRESENT COMBO BREAKER INO Meet me at Allen's room -- ALLEN Ino's birthday is the 23rd INO So not only did I get Allen TWO different dates that he ENJOYED... ALLEN I haven't seen any magazines appear in my room lately. INO Alright, I need you to help me with something. ALLEN Who's Adam? INO Alright, you win. We're dating. ALLEN You're okay, right? INO You are SO dead the next time I see you ALLEN CROWLEY I THINK INO'S FOUND ANOTHER GUY

TO: SUBJECT: SAM Got something I need you to do for me. NAMI Sam's in the garden and he's being weird ALLEN ACTION TEK ACTION INO Okay so Sudden pop quiz question ALLEN You've been on two whole dates now and haven't even reported back to me once. INO Someone stole your face

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Comments

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[onlyanapple]

I'm honestly surprised you need any of it at all. Have you finally started drinking alcohol?

...Still, thanks, I'll take it. Need to see what that sneak is trying to use to get one up on me with.

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[save_the_souls]

No, I haven't started drinking. [Gosh Uncle] He's going to market drink that claims to have water from the moon in it, so I asked to run some tests to make sure it can't actually kill anyone.

It's rather crafty. I think you're up for a challenge this time.

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[onlyanapple]

Oh. So you're doing something boring with it. Never mind.

I'm always up for a challenge. It's about time he stepped up his game, I've been getting bored.

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[save_the_souls]

What? Someone has to be responsible and make sure the cons don't get out of hand. [Because then it's no fun for anyone]

Good to hear! I'll be right over then, once I repackage it.

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[onlyanapple]

I suppose if someone has the be responsible, it might as well be you.

...It's not going to explode, is it?

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[save_the_souls]

My thoughts exactly.

And no, it's not. It's just a lot of packaging. He went all out with the warning labels.

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[onlyanapple]

Sounds about right with Varric.

Still, thanks for the booze. I'll put it to good use.

[He's so gonna drink it all himself. ]

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[save_the_souls]

I'm sure you will.

[Yeah, he knows damn well Crowley's gonna drink it himself. Not even surprised there]