IC CONTACT - DRIFT FLEET

[onlyanapple]

Hi, this is Anthony Crowley. Uh, I’m probably not in right now, or asleep, and busy, or something, but leave a message after the tone and I’ll get right back to you. Ciao. BeeeEEeeeEEeee.



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FROM: SUBJECT: FIE did you hear about the guy... FIE the past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... it was tense FIE did you know babies are cooked at womb temperature? JAYDEN Happy dawning WOLFE Ten months late for work FIE You're doing a grape job with your bar. FIE Your decor remains fruitiful. FIE You have a bluetiful establishment. FIE Thank blue for the service. ALLEN Okay Castiel's been in the fleet several days and you haven't turned up in my quarters drunk... ANDERS I just wanted you to know that you've ruined my happy home life. ALLEN Crowley ALLEN Crowley I have some really good news!! ALLEN I got a bottle of Varric's newest product NANAKO Crowley I hope you've been doing ok! FELIX This planet is miserable ALEX PRESENT COMBO BREAKER INO Meet me at Allen's room -- ALLEN Ino's birthday is the 23rd INO So not only did I get Allen TWO different dates that he ENJOYED... ALLEN I haven't seen any magazines appear in my room lately. INO Alright, I need you to help me with something. ALLEN Who's Adam? INO Alright, you win. We're dating. ALLEN You're okay, right? INO You are SO dead the next time I see you ALLEN CROWLEY I THINK INO'S FOUND ANOTHER GUY

TO: SUBJECT: SAM Got something I need you to do for me. NAMI Sam's in the garden and he's being weird ALLEN ACTION TEK ACTION INO Okay so Sudden pop quiz question ALLEN You've been on two whole dates now and haven't even reported back to me once. INO Someone stole your face

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Comments

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[ino]

You are SO dead the next time I see you.

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[onlyanapple]

Hello, Ino! :)

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[ino]

I can't BELIEVE you! You seriously scared him!

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[onlyanapple]

Oh, please. I didn't even use THE VOICE or anything.

Anyway, we had to make sure he wasn't another psychopath.

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[ino]

He had rope burn on his wrists! You tied him up!

I can take care of myself, thank you, so don't EVER do something like that again!

[onlyanapple]

Well, he wouldn't have got rope burn if he didn't struggle.

I respectfully disagree. I remember the guys you've dated in the past. I have no interest in watching you get your heart crushed to a pulp. Again.

[ino]

He wouldn't have been struggling if you didn't TIE HIM UP in the first place!

We're not even dating, okay! You went way too far for literally no reason.

[onlyanapple]

Minor precaution. He could have been evil.

...What? Allen said he was your new guy!

And he certainly didn't deny it when we talked to him.

[ino]

He's not evil, and he's not my boyfriend, either. We kissed once, that's it.

[ Okay, so she wouldn't MIND him being her boyfriend, but. You Know. Things are complicated ]

[onlyanapple]

No, he's not. He's a good guy, and I think he'll be good for you.

Allen seemed pretty sure.

[ino]

Well, after your conversation, he was pretty sure he wouldn't be.

I didn't say anything to Allen one way or the other, so I don't know what he was on about.

[onlyanapple]

Well, he's wrong.

Hey, I'm just relaying information, you want to know that, you'll have to ask him.

[THROWIN YOU UNDER A BUS, LOVE YOU NEPHEW. ]

[ino]

He thought that because YOU told him so! You said he was "vanilla" or whatever!

Oh, I plan to talk to him, too. But at least he didn't tie someone up for no reason!

[onlyanapple]

He is vanilla. I looked into his soul. It's vanilla all the way through. Like a stick of rock.

Given the last lot of men you've shown interest in, can you blame me for a little caution? Do you not remember Guts? Vergil? I remember them.

[ino]

You made him feel bad about himself! And why did you have to kidnap him if you could have just done that in the first place?!

And how dare you put those two in the same category! Guts was only mean to you because you made him bleed and that makes him cranky. Vergil was just terrible all around.

[onlyanapple]

He'll live. And Allen wanted to talk to him too.

Guts wanted to murder me. I think I have a good reason not to like him. Besides, it doesn't change the fact you've had terrible boyfriends.

[ino]

Then just have a normal talk! Ugh.

I'm about ready to murder you, too.

[ Not really, but c'mon Crowley, don't traumatize the potential bf ]

[onlyanapple]

If he WAS crazy a normal talk wouldn't have cut it.

No doubt you are.

[ino]

If he was crazy some rope wasn't gonna hold him down either!

[onlyanapple]

No, then I would have used my abilities against him.

[ino]

Just don't do any of this again! Please!

[onlyanapple]

Maybe if you stick with this one, I won't have to.

[ino]

You know as well as I do that "sticking with" anyone is impossible.

[onlyanapple]

Try to be happy, then. For as long as you can.

[ino]

[ Crowley .... :( ]

Is there something in the water on your ship? Do I detect a hint of caring?