IC CONTACT - DRIFT FLEET

[onlyanapple]

Hi, this is Anthony Crowley. Uh, I’m probably not in right now, or asleep, and busy, or something, but leave a message after the tone and I’ll get right back to you. Ciao. BeeeEEeeeEEeee.



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FROM: SUBJECT: FIE did you hear about the guy... FIE the past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... it was tense FIE did you know babies are cooked at womb temperature? JAYDEN Happy dawning WOLFE Ten months late for work FIE You're doing a grape job with your bar. FIE Your decor remains fruitiful. FIE You have a bluetiful establishment. FIE Thank blue for the service. ALLEN Okay Castiel's been in the fleet several days and you haven't turned up in my quarters drunk... ANDERS I just wanted you to know that you've ruined my happy home life. ALLEN Crowley ALLEN Crowley I have some really good news!! ALLEN I got a bottle of Varric's newest product NANAKO Crowley I hope you've been doing ok! FELIX This planet is miserable ALEX PRESENT COMBO BREAKER INO Meet me at Allen's room -- ALLEN Ino's birthday is the 23rd INO So not only did I get Allen TWO different dates that he ENJOYED... ALLEN I haven't seen any magazines appear in my room lately. INO Alright, I need you to help me with something. ALLEN Who's Adam? INO Alright, you win. We're dating. ALLEN You're okay, right? INO You are SO dead the next time I see you ALLEN CROWLEY I THINK INO'S FOUND ANOTHER GUY

TO: SUBJECT: SAM Got something I need you to do for me. NAMI Sam's in the garden and he's being weird ALLEN ACTION TEK ACTION INO Okay so Sudden pop quiz question ALLEN You've been on two whole dates now and haven't even reported back to me once. INO Someone stole your face

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Comments

Text; 4/11

[save_the_souls]

Okay Castiel's been in the fleet several days and you haven't turned up in my quarters drunk, so I'm starting to get worried.

Are you okay?

[PLEASE UNCLE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE WALKED OUT AN AIRLOCK]

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[onlyanapple]

[Such a good nephew, checking up on him.]

I'm fine.

Like. Weirdly, genuinely fine. I mean. It sucks a little? But mostly I'm very...whatever a more fancy word is for a shrug.

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[save_the_souls]

Really?

You mean like...you've finally gotten over him?

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[onlyanapple]

Yeah. Really.

I got something better.

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[save_the_souls]

[Awww, that makes him smile]

Yeah! You certainly have!

That's great, Crowley. I'm happy for you.

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[onlyanapple]

[He's legitimately very happy, even if he doesn't really make a thing about it. He doesn't feel the need to be anything or anyone else for Felix. Just himself seems to suit the man just fine. ]

Thanks. I'm happy for me too.

And also happy I didn't deplete my entire bar stock. Progress!

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[save_the_souls]

Oh even better!!

I would've sold that pole to pay for new stock if you had.

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[onlyanapple]

I would have been mad. I've only just got that thing back.

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[save_the_souls]

What? It's not like it's ever used.

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[onlyanapple]

One day, someone might want to use it and I don't want to be stripper pole-less when that day comes.

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[save_the_souls]

That reasoning doesn't get less stupid, you know.

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[onlyanapple]

I don't know what you mean. It makes perfect sense to me.

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[save_the_souls]

It's a stripper pole, not a fire extinguisher. You don't need to keep one in case of emergencies.

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[onlyanapple]

Have you not ever heard of an emergency striptease? Those ARE things, Allen.

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[save_the_souls]

No, because I sincerely doubt those are a thing.

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[onlyanapple]

We're in a reality show in space. Anything can be a thing.

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[save_the_souls]

Uh huh.

If there's ever an actual emergency striptease, one that you don't cause in any way, I'd pay for an entire round of drinks in your bar.

I'd even put extra money down for you to buy more stupid not-plates.

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[onlyanapple]

I am taking that right here and now as a contractual obligation. ALL of it.

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[save_the_souls]

Go ahead.

Just remember: no bribing, blackmailing, persuading or tempting people to do it. That counts as causing it.

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[onlyanapple]

Fine, fine. It will be completely of their own violation to use it.

[He's gonna play stripper dance songs :| ]

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[save_the_souls]

All right.

Just remember, telling them about the bet counts a persuading.

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[onlyanapple]

[BALLS. ]

I wasn't going to tell them about it anyway.

So there.

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[save_the_souls]

[Crowley do you think Allen would make a bet that you could easily win. It'd be a dishonor on his cardsharking ways]

All right.

Well, good luck! :)

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[onlyanapple]

[Dammit Allen why are you such a good con artist? ]

I don't NEED luck B)

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[save_the_souls]

[Don't lie Crowley, you're super proud he is]

Uh huh, right.