IC CONTACT - DRIFT FLEET

[onlyanapple]

Hi, this is Anthony Crowley. Uh, I’m probably not in right now, or asleep, and busy, or something, but leave a message after the tone and I’ll get right back to you. Ciao. BeeeEEeeeEEeee.



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FROM: SUBJECT: FIE did you hear about the guy... FIE the past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... it was tense FIE did you know babies are cooked at womb temperature? JAYDEN Happy dawning WOLFE Ten months late for work FIE You're doing a grape job with your bar. FIE Your decor remains fruitiful. FIE You have a bluetiful establishment. FIE Thank blue for the service. ALLEN Okay Castiel's been in the fleet several days and you haven't turned up in my quarters drunk... ANDERS I just wanted you to know that you've ruined my happy home life. ALLEN Crowley ALLEN Crowley I have some really good news!! ALLEN I got a bottle of Varric's newest product NANAKO Crowley I hope you've been doing ok! FELIX This planet is miserable ALEX PRESENT COMBO BREAKER INO Meet me at Allen's room -- ALLEN Ino's birthday is the 23rd INO So not only did I get Allen TWO different dates that he ENJOYED... ALLEN I haven't seen any magazines appear in my room lately. INO Alright, I need you to help me with something. ALLEN Who's Adam? INO Alright, you win. We're dating. ALLEN You're okay, right? INO You are SO dead the next time I see you ALLEN CROWLEY I THINK INO'S FOUND ANOTHER GUY

TO: SUBJECT: SAM Got something I need you to do for me. NAMI Sam's in the garden and he's being weird ALLEN ACTION TEK ACTION INO Okay so Sudden pop quiz question ALLEN You've been on two whole dates now and haven't even reported back to me once. INO Someone stole your face

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Comments

[delincuente]

[Merry Christmas, Crowley! On the morning of the 25th he'll find a gift bag surreptitiously left outside his door, containing:

- One (1) small canvas painting
- One (1) questionable dime store mug
- A signed card from Alex with a short personal message

Enjoy!]

Text;

[onlyanapple]

[Probably like... a week later. So he doesn't have to actually appear grateful or anything. Whatever. ]

Okay.

But what the fuck is the painting of?

[delincuente]

space!
i just painted what i saw out the bridge windows

[onlyanapple]

Looks like a horse

[delincuente]

hey maybe it does
but you love it anyway

[onlyanapple]

Don't be silly
I don't love anything

[LIES, ALL LIES. ]

[delincuente]

sure
and i'm the best starship captain this universe has ever seen

[onlyanapple]

Look at you, drowning in accolades

[delincuente]

wouldn't have my life any other way tbh

[onlyanapple]

Oh, I can tell.