IC CONTACT - DRIFT FLEET

[onlyanapple]

Hi, this is Anthony Crowley. Uh, I’m probably not in right now, or asleep, and busy, or something, but leave a message after the tone and I’ll get right back to you. Ciao. BeeeEEeeeEEeee.



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FROM: SUBJECT: FIE did you hear about the guy... FIE the past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... it was tense FIE did you know babies are cooked at womb temperature? JAYDEN Happy dawning WOLFE Ten months late for work FIE You're doing a grape job with your bar. FIE Your decor remains fruitiful. FIE You have a bluetiful establishment. FIE Thank blue for the service. ALLEN Okay Castiel's been in the fleet several days and you haven't turned up in my quarters drunk... ANDERS I just wanted you to know that you've ruined my happy home life. ALLEN Crowley ALLEN Crowley I have some really good news!! ALLEN I got a bottle of Varric's newest product NANAKO Crowley I hope you've been doing ok! FELIX This planet is miserable ALEX PRESENT COMBO BREAKER INO Meet me at Allen's room -- ALLEN Ino's birthday is the 23rd INO So not only did I get Allen TWO different dates that he ENJOYED... ALLEN I haven't seen any magazines appear in my room lately. INO Alright, I need you to help me with something. ALLEN Who's Adam? INO Alright, you win. We're dating. ALLEN You're okay, right? INO You are SO dead the next time I see you ALLEN CROWLEY I THINK INO'S FOUND ANOTHER GUY

TO: SUBJECT: SAM Got something I need you to do for me. NAMI Sam's in the garden and he's being weird ALLEN ACTION TEK ACTION INO Okay so Sudden pop quiz question ALLEN You've been on two whole dates now and haven't even reported back to me once. INO Someone stole your face

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Comments

[ino]

All right ... if I win, you have to do something actually nice for Tadashi. To make up for traumatizing him earlier.

[onlyanapple]

[OH, the things he can do. It's a good thing she can't see the SHIT EATING GRIN he's pulling. ]

Ugh. Really? Fine.

But if I win, I want you to wear a hat shaped like a pig.

For a whole day.

1/2

[ino]

Note the "actually nice" part. You'd better tell me what it is before you do it.

[ino]

[ ....


That settles it. She's totally cheating. There is no way she is wearing a PIG HAT. ]

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

[onlyanapple]

I will absolutely find something nice for him to do.

If you don't like the stakes...

[ino]

No, something nice for YOU to do. For him.

Fine! Fine.

[onlyanapple]

It will absolutely be something nice for ME to do for HIM.

So, your money's on the guy?