IC CONTACT - DRIFT FLEET

[onlyanapple]

Hi, this is Anthony Crowley. Uh, I’m probably not in right now, or asleep, and busy, or something, but leave a message after the tone and I’ll get right back to you. Ciao. BeeeEEeeeEEeee.



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FROM: SUBJECT: FIE did you hear about the guy... FIE the past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... it was tense FIE did you know babies are cooked at womb temperature? JAYDEN Happy dawning WOLFE Ten months late for work FIE You're doing a grape job with your bar. FIE Your decor remains fruitiful. FIE You have a bluetiful establishment. FIE Thank blue for the service. ALLEN Okay Castiel's been in the fleet several days and you haven't turned up in my quarters drunk... ANDERS I just wanted you to know that you've ruined my happy home life. ALLEN Crowley ALLEN Crowley I have some really good news!! ALLEN I got a bottle of Varric's newest product NANAKO Crowley I hope you've been doing ok! FELIX This planet is miserable ALEX PRESENT COMBO BREAKER INO Meet me at Allen's room -- ALLEN Ino's birthday is the 23rd INO So not only did I get Allen TWO different dates that he ENJOYED... ALLEN I haven't seen any magazines appear in my room lately. INO Alright, I need you to help me with something. ALLEN Who's Adam? INO Alright, you win. We're dating. ALLEN You're okay, right? INO You are SO dead the next time I see you ALLEN CROWLEY I THINK INO'S FOUND ANOTHER GUY

TO: SUBJECT: SAM Got something I need you to do for me. NAMI Sam's in the garden and he's being weird ALLEN ACTION TEK ACTION INO Okay so Sudden pop quiz question ALLEN You've been on two whole dates now and haven't even reported back to me once. INO Someone stole your face

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Comments

[ino]

CROWLEY. This is important! Do you want Allen to be depressed and lonely or not?!

[onlyanapple]

What I want is a peaceful life where I'm not bitched at by two adults in teenagers bodies. But this is my lot in life and I have come to accept it.

I'm pretty sure he's not depressed or lonely, regardless.

[ino]

I'm not bitching at you, I'm asking you to help me!

[ ... she pauses. She promised Allen she wouldn't tell Crowley about him talking to a tennis ball, but ... ]

Believe me. He is definitely lonely.

[onlyanapple]

Help you do something that will result in him bitching at me. It's a never ending cycle.

Are you sure? You're not mistaking him being weird and sullen about something else for loneliness are you? You know how he can get.

[ino]

Well don't be so obvious about it around him then! You'd think after thousands of years you'd know how to be a little more sneaky.

Yes, I am absolutely sure. We have had more than one talk about the subject where he was very clearly struggling with feeling alone.

[onlyanapple]

Hey, I am very good at being sneaky. I'll have you know!

So he specifically said that he was?

[ino]

No. No you aren't.

He's said some things along those lines, yes.

[onlyanapple]

I'm the most subtle of all beasts!

Oh. And that he felt he needed a romance as opposed to a friend who doesn't share the same horrible castle trauma as he does?