IC CONTACT - DRIFT FLEET

[onlyanapple]

Hi, this is Anthony Crowley. Uh, I’m probably not in right now, or asleep, and busy, or something, but leave a message after the tone and I’ll get right back to you. Ciao. BeeeEEeeeEEeee.



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FROM: SUBJECT: FIE did you hear about the guy... FIE the past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... it was tense FIE did you know babies are cooked at womb temperature? JAYDEN Happy dawning WOLFE Ten months late for work FIE You're doing a grape job with your bar. FIE Your decor remains fruitiful. FIE You have a bluetiful establishment. FIE Thank blue for the service. ALLEN Okay Castiel's been in the fleet several days and you haven't turned up in my quarters drunk... ANDERS I just wanted you to know that you've ruined my happy home life. ALLEN Crowley ALLEN Crowley I have some really good news!! ALLEN I got a bottle of Varric's newest product NANAKO Crowley I hope you've been doing ok! FELIX This planet is miserable ALEX PRESENT COMBO BREAKER INO Meet me at Allen's room -- ALLEN Ino's birthday is the 23rd INO So not only did I get Allen TWO different dates that he ENJOYED... ALLEN I haven't seen any magazines appear in my room lately. INO Alright, I need you to help me with something. ALLEN Who's Adam? INO Alright, you win. We're dating. ALLEN You're okay, right? INO You are SO dead the next time I see you ALLEN CROWLEY I THINK INO'S FOUND ANOTHER GUY

TO: SUBJECT: SAM Got something I need you to do for me. NAMI Sam's in the garden and he's being weird ALLEN ACTION TEK ACTION INO Okay so Sudden pop quiz question ALLEN You've been on two whole dates now and haven't even reported back to me once. INO Someone stole your face

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Comments

[onlyanapple]

Exactly. Far too much of it for that sort of milarky.

Oh come off it, you must have seen the jacuzzi in the castle. It was where the hot springs were. Though good job on the bragging, it's really coming along.

[save_the_souls]

[He's laughing on his end]

I wasn't bragging. You can use it sometime if you'd like.

[onlyanapple]

I forget. Do you have any more weirdoes on your ship?

[save_the_souls]

...What qualifies as a weirdo again?

[Seriously Crowley. His standards of normal is kind of shot to hell thanks to well...his whole life really.]

[onlyanapple]

[Give him a second, he has to think. ]

Do any of them keep dead bodies which they talk to?

[save_the_souls]

[A normal person would be appalled to think that that was even a possibility. Hell, even Allen finds that practice disgusting and terrible. But sadly, it's happened enough in his life that the idea doesn't even get a rise out of him.]

[Jesus christ Allen get a new life already.

No, no one does that on the Blue Fish.

Why? Is there someone in the fleet that does that?

[onlyanapple]

[There is no new life for them. Only this. Forever. ]

I don't think so? But you can never be too careful. You never really know a lunatic until they announce themselves as one.

...Or start kidnapping people and tying them up in basements.

[save_the_souls]

[ Uuuugh don't remind him of that. Goddamn Riful ]

No one has a basement here.

[onlyanapple]

[It was the worst time. ]

No, but we do have cargo holds.

[save_the_souls]

Right. Thanks for that. I needed another reason to not sleep well.

But no, there's no one on my ship like that. They're good people.

[onlyanapple]

You're welcome. I'm a helper.

Fine, I might drop by now and again, then. To use the jacuzzi.

[Not to visit you or anything. ]

[save_the_souls]

Yes, I know you are. :)

Good. [Yes, of course not Crowley. But that settles that. No more feeling indebted for Crowley putting up with him being insecure and irrational. Even if it'd be so much easier if Crowley would just accept thank yous, God.]

[onlyanapple]

Don't make anything of it, though.

[He's allergic to them, if he's exposed to too many, he'll die.]

[save_the_souls]

I'll try my best not to.