IC CONTACT - DRIFT FLEET

[onlyanapple]

Hi, this is Anthony Crowley. Uh, I’m probably not in right now, or asleep, and busy, or something, but leave a message after the tone and I’ll get right back to you. Ciao. BeeeEEeeeEEeee.



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FROM: SUBJECT: FIE did you hear about the guy... FIE the past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... it was tense FIE did you know babies are cooked at womb temperature? JAYDEN Happy dawning WOLFE Ten months late for work FIE You're doing a grape job with your bar. FIE Your decor remains fruitiful. FIE You have a bluetiful establishment. FIE Thank blue for the service. ALLEN Okay Castiel's been in the fleet several days and you haven't turned up in my quarters drunk... ANDERS I just wanted you to know that you've ruined my happy home life. ALLEN Crowley ALLEN Crowley I have some really good news!! ALLEN I got a bottle of Varric's newest product NANAKO Crowley I hope you've been doing ok! FELIX This planet is miserable ALEX PRESENT COMBO BREAKER INO Meet me at Allen's room -- ALLEN Ino's birthday is the 23rd INO So not only did I get Allen TWO different dates that he ENJOYED... ALLEN I haven't seen any magazines appear in my room lately. INO Alright, I need you to help me with something. ALLEN Who's Adam? INO Alright, you win. We're dating. ALLEN You're okay, right? INO You are SO dead the next time I see you ALLEN CROWLEY I THINK INO'S FOUND ANOTHER GUY

TO: SUBJECT: SAM Got something I need you to do for me. NAMI Sam's in the garden and he's being weird ALLEN ACTION TEK ACTION INO Okay so Sudden pop quiz question ALLEN You've been on two whole dates now and haven't even reported back to me once. INO Someone stole your face

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Comments

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[apurrstate]

That ridiculous game of yours. He hasn't stopped playing it in hours.

[He hasn't been ignored this badly since after Kirkwall. It's mildly distressing...not that he wants Crowley to know that pathetic little detail. Just that he's a jerk.]

Voice

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley, on the other hand, sounds DELIGHTED. ]

It's doing exactly what it's supposed to, then.

I'll put a cat one up next time, if you want to even it out.

Voice

[apurrstate]

[Of course he is. Anders rolls his eyes to himself.]

I see now what you really do when you're bored.

[But the cat game...why does he feel like that's more like a threat than an offer? A threat to his time and what remains of his sanity, for certain.]

Don't tempt me. I might ignore him for a whole day and then you'd have a grumpy employee.

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[onlyanapple]

Everyone needs a hobby.

[He chuckles, and his voice definitely has a weird tone to it. One that suggests a cat game is exactly what Anders needs in his life.]

Oh, well, it would only be fair~ Given he'd ignored you for a whole day. Got to play fair now.

You could collect them. The cats. You could give them their own little names and everything~

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[apurrstate]

[A cat game really is what Anders needs in his life, he'd never known it before now. Maker damn this demon.]

I...suppose that might sound fun, considering the sad lack of strays found in space. And a little lack of attention would hardly hurt him in return...

[A sigh.]

I suppose I'll just have to wait for your creativity to strike again.

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[onlyanapple]

There you go. I'm sure he'd survive an hour or two while you looked after poor stray virtual kitties.

[Crowley's smirk widens.]

I'm sure it'll be sooner than you think.